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Dadarian Mihalalalalakis ’27 It’s taken barely any time for the TikTok career of Michael DiMonte’s ’25 to take off to the point where random strangers are recognizing him at Wawa. His TikTok channel has already garnered an impressive follower count, and he’s had to consider wearing disguises to avoid the relentless paparazzi. To be honest, … Read More “Creator of the Month: Michael DiMonte ’25” »
A-money T ’25 Elizabeth Fleischer ’25 Coming as no surprise to the EA faculty and student body, many upperclassmen have recently been partaking in illegal sports betting under the guise of “no-stakes poker.” What’s more, Upper School Teacher Charles Bryant was held responsible for hosting an unknown amount of high-stakes games in his Behavioral Economics … Read More “Bryant busted for underground gambling ring” »
Sophiabulous Venneri ’26 After much anticipation, the sport of hobby horsing will finally make its debut at the Episcopal Academy this fall. Athletic Director Todd Fairlie recently announced that hobby horsing will become an official sport in the fall of 2025, just in time to participate in the highly celebrated EA/AIS/Haverford weekend. Known for its … Read More “Hobby horsing becomes new varsity sport” »
Lilly Smallenski ’27 Anna Strong ’09 In a stunning reversal of nearly 240 years of exclusively hiring adults for teaching positions, Episcopal Academy announced that the pre-kindergarten children of current Upper School faculty would be taking over their jobs for the remainder of the academic year. “It was a no-brainer,” said Head of Upper School … Read More “Upper School faculty children hired over parents” »
Lilly Smallenski ’27 Anna Strong ’09 In a stunning reversal of nearly 240 years of exclusively hiring adults for teaching positions, Episcopal Academy announced that the pre-kindergarten children of current Upper School faculty would be taking over their jobs for the remainder of the academic year. “It was a no-brainer,” said Head of Upper School … Read More “Upper School faculty children hired over parents” »
Mahi-Mahi Ralhan ’26 When New Jersey residents looked up at the sky and saw what appeared to be miniature cars, they were dismayed to discover that it was not the Weasleys’ beloved Ford Anglia, but rather mysterious drones flying above their heads. These drones puzzled law enforcement and the FBI, who have not identified their … Read More “Davis behind the nation’s drone disaster” »
Maeve Martini ’27 Not my Forte ’26 This year, the spring musical is taking a bold and unexpected turn. Theatre Department Chair Daniel Clay has announced that instead of the usual student-led production, he will be performing a one-man version of the iconic Cinderella. “After the most recent Department meeting,” Clay describes, “we collectively decided … Read More “Clay announces one-man Cinderella production” »
Cecilia Murphy ’22 Grace Netherlands ’25 This January, Athletic Director Todd Fairlie announced that Episcopal is building new athletic facilities, including an indoor track, golf simulator, and ice rink. The construction will begin this June after closing ceremonies and is scheduled to be completed in time for fall sports pre-season, which will now begin the … Read More “Episcopal plans for new athletic facilities” »
Daniel Adibdbdb ’26 In a period of time dominated by “doom-scrolling,” “brain rot,” and “screenagers,” calls have risen to turn back to times before the advent of social media, and EA is no exception to this trend. After having a lengthy discussion about the school’s phone policy, EA’s administration has launched the broader “Simpler Times” … Read More “Episcopal enacts “Simpler Times” Campaign” »
Ah, the Annual Christmas Tree Lighting, one of the most anticipated events of the year. Freezing weather, jolly elementary children, and holiday spirit fill the campus green. The choir sings with delight, and by the dozens, cookies are eaten. If only the cold wasn’t there. The freezing winds lash at your skin, and suck the … Read More “Gripe of the Month: Frightful Winter Weather” »
Ronen Roy ‘27 Ben Wang ‘27 Every free period, hoards of students descend into the library in mass. While some have studious intent, a great majority have come to socialize with friends. With the new year’s approach, however, comes major changes. No more will the library be a wild wilderness but rather a more calm … Read More “Episcopal grapples over role of the library” »
Addi Thomas ’26 Vivian Cook ’26 Senior swim phenom, Kieran Buckley ’25, embodies determination, grit, and relentless work ethic both in and out of the pool. First introduced to the sport at just six years old, Buckley quickly fell in love. Buckley began her Episcopal swim career in middle school and now serves as captain … Read More “Episcopal Girls’ Athlete of the Month: Kieran Buckley ’25” »