Skip to content
E-Scholium

E-Scholium

Episcopal Academy

  • Scholium
  • News
  • Sports
  • Arts
  • Community
  • Editorials
  • Features
  • Culture
  • Archives

What do your teachers want for Christmas?

Posted on December 17, 2013 By TECHALERT
Archives, Old Community, Old Scholium

Cole Testaiuti ’16: We asked a few teachers what their Christmas list would look like this year and this is what they told us:

David Sigel would like a “gas powered go-cart, you know the one, it has nubby tires, a roll cage, and a snorkel muffler.”

Kris Aldridge wants “a poster of Shaun Cassidy or Parker Stevenson.”

Matt Essman craves an, “uninterrupted nights sleep.”

Sarah Baker would enjoy, “A gift certificate for dinner with F. Scott Fitzgerald.”

Cheryl McLauchlan, “would love to have a fancy motor scooter to get around campus in until my leg heals. I want it to be decorated with sequins and glitter. I want it to have a cover for when it rains and I want it to be bright shiny red.”

Jennifer Maier wants, “Another spring break trip to Harrisburg with Mock Trial to see Katie O and Mikey back out there in that banquet hall, line dancing with the Commonwealth’s Mock Trial elite.”

Last but not least, Alan Duprez would like, “An official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle, Racing stripes, spoilers and Halo lights for my Prius, a fully operational Iron Man suit and a pet wookie like Chewbacca, but I’d also take an ewok.”

Post navigation

❮ Previous Post: December holiday traditions around campus
Next Post: Community service intiatives spread holiday spirit ❯

You may also like

Archives
Students DJ Snow ball 2012
January 31, 2012
Old Scholium
Episcopal Academy boys’ spring sports preview
April 13, 2019
Archives
Thinking with Dinkins
May 23, 2013
Archives
EDM Club drops the beat
November 22, 2014

Copyright © 2026 E-Scholium.

Theme: Oceanly News by ScriptsTown