Kayla Kouahou ’28
covered in a wintery ice mix
Photo courtesy of Disney’s Zootopia
With the joy of a double snow day subsiding and the reality of winter beginning to set in, a truth has come about. The graceful white flurries that bestowed upon this EA community a break from the usual 8 AM-6 PM schedule have become a vex for all. Roads remain piled with the icy substance and, perhaps worst of all, it seems like they’ll never be cleared. Over a week has passed since the double-day delight, and yet, the mountains seem not to have decreased in size. Worse, they appear to have contracted the disease of being tainted with whatever dirt, slush, or otherwise that happened to be on the ground at that time, while their color seems to only create the perfect canvas for these impurities to flourish.
The frigid temperatures only seem to be aiding this pale monster in its cause–to make everyone feel as if, though they have around seven and a half layers on, they really should’ve added that extra pair of socks. At least we can all agree that whether it’s 100 or minus 10 outside, there will always be that one person taking their morning jog, leaving you thinking, “Am I lazy, or are they overdoing it?”
